These have been our favorites lately. Would anyone PLEASE have any new ones to share with us?!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Why are you crying?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chooch
Chooch Who?
Chooch Who! Here's comes the train!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach Who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cow's go
Cow's go Who?
No they don't! Cows go MOO!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eyes
Eyes Who?
Eyes got a knock knock joke for you.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ears
Ears Who?
Ears another knock knock joke.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nose
Nose Who?
I nose another knock knock joke.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chin
Chin Who?
Chin up. I don't know any more knock knock jokes!
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You should teach them this one
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Martha.
Martha who?
Martha boys next door are hurting me!
Or this one
What goes Ha Ha Ha THUD?
A man laughing his head off!
This is great! I was just trying to think of some knock knock jokes yesterday to tell Luke and could only think of the repetitive "banana" and orange one. So I start reading these jokes to Luke and he immediately starts laughing just when I tell him "knock knock"! He thinks they're hilarious...but after the first time thru told me "I don't want to say knock knock any more.
Tony has a bunch in a book that I'll send you, 'kay?
Here's a joke my nephews loved at that age:
Why did Tigger look in the potty? He thought he saw Pooh! (yeah, it's a groaner, but boys especially love it!)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Termite !
Termite who?
Termite be something wrong with your glasses, it's me!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in. It's freezing out here.
We're enjoying an "ice day" from school today.
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